Well today I’ve been totally lazy and goofed around on the computer since after breakfast wandering around Bill Gates newest world conqueror – IE 8. Have to say it seems really good but I haven’t used it long enough to work out the irritating bits yet – like when Bill knows better than you how you want to spell words (hate that !).
Anyway (and don’t a/ ask me how or b/ snigger quietly behind your hand making wild assumptions about how sad my life must be (I know you’re doing it – even if you’ve been on one of these sites !) I ended up finding two internet dating sites and, curious, thought I ‘d have a look. You can actually do a search without signing up so I did !
After about an hour I started wondering where the people are who:
aren’t “wild at heart”, and don’t “love camping and the outdoors”, aren’t really addicted to “keeping fit and going to the gym most days”, aren’t always “warm and affectionate”, have done a share of travelling but don’t “always love travelling and meeting people”, nor spend all their remaining leisure time “enjoying movies, cafes and catching up with friends”, all the time being “bubbly and a bit outrageous” but never forgetting their “successful career” and with all this balanced by time spent with their “wonderful children”. . .
are spending their time ?
It seems that all these startlingly interesting, vibrant and attractive people appear to be very unlucky in love and I couldn’t help thinking that that is awfully ironic !
Obviously, in the converse, all the people who’d prefer to:
be stable and spend time at home (with a partner probably), are ready to admit they’re not always the most pleasant person to be around, don’t feel a need to surround themselves with a horde of others at any given moment nor to drop their lives to go gallivanting off to anywhere that is somewhere else from where they currently are, have a good job but don’t make it the centre of their lives and are tragically unencumbered by children or, if they have them, don’t think they’re perfect and certainly don’t hang around the poor little bastards’ necks inexorably driving them away in later life. . .
have no need to expose themselves to the highly reliable and trust-worthy world of internet dating.
I think it is particularly hilarious that the former are most likely to really be looking for the latter – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
Should I go on one and describe myself in the second way and see how many hits I get ???